Beat/Vent Thread

[AceLosesKing]

Shoot me.

Full Tilt Poker Game #17750932323: $7,500 Guarantee (133842844), Table 89 - 25/50 - No Limit Hold'em - 8:33:39 ET - 2010/01/20
Seat 1: archigrek (645)
Seat 2: MerryMozart (1,335)
Seat 3: BR4IN DEAD (355)
Seat 4: AcLosesKing10_3 (2,820)
Seat 5: hester04 (1,155)
Seat 6: deepfunk (6,630)
Seat 7: MEKM (2,620)
Seat 8: AG504 (1,500)
Seat 9: Trowly (1,435)
MEKM posts the small blind of 25
AG504 posts the big blind of 50
The button is in seat #6
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Kh Ac]
Trowly has 15 seconds left to act
Trowly folds
archigrek calls 50
MerryMozart folds
MEKM: damm river
BR4IN DEAD raises to 355, and is all in
AcLosesKing10_3 has 15 seconds left to act
MEKM has been disconnected
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 850
hester04 has 15 seconds left to act
hester04 folds
deepfunk folds
MEKM folds
MEKM has reconnected
AG504 calls 800
archigrek folds
*** FLOP *** [As 3s Ks]
MEKM has been disconnected
AG504 bets 650, and is all in
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 650
AG504 shows [Jd Jh]
BR4IN DEAD shows [7s 7c]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Kh Ac]
*** TURN *** [As 3s Ks] [Js]
*** RIVER *** [As 3s Ks Js] [4c]
AG504 shows three of a kind, Jacks
AcLosesKing10_3 shows two pair, Aces and Kings
AG504 wins the side pot (2,290) with three of a kind, Jacks
BR4IN DEAD shows a flush, Ace high
BR4IN DEAD wins the main pot (1,140) with a flush, Ace high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3,430 Main pot 1,140. Side pot 2,290. | Rake 0
Board: [As 3s Ks Js 4c]
Seat 1: archigrek folded before the Flop
Seat 2: MerryMozart didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: BR4IN DEAD showed [7s 7c] and won (1,140) with a flush, Ace high
Seat 4: AcLosesKing10_3 showed [Kh Ac] and lost with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 5: hester04 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 6: deepfunk (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 7: MEKM (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: AG504 (big blind) showed [Jd Jh] and won (2,290) with three of a kind, Jacks
Seat 9: Trowly didn't bet (folded)

[bennymacca]

i had a +200 sesson last night, i was cheering. tonight i had a -250 session .

fml

[AceLosesKing]

In pre, still irritating.

shove for 270 at 30/60 I flat w/ AJo, against 44.

Flop: AQTr.
Turn 4.

Then few hands later I limp 22, flop Q82dd I fire into 4 and they all fold.

STANDARD

[AceLosesKing]

Been like this all week.

/wrists.

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 50/100 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

Hero (MP2) (t1125)
CO (t2370)
Button (t8110)
SB (t2960)
BB (t6028)
UTG (t1940)
UTG+1 (t5075)
MP1 (t650)

Hero's M: 7.50

Preflop: Hero is MP2 with 10, 10
3 folds, Hero bets t1125 (All-In), 2 folds, SB calls t1075, 1 fold

Flop: (t2350) 4, J, Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Turn: (t2350) 5 (2 players, 1 all-in)

River: (t2350) 7 (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t2350

Sb: 2h2c.

[AceLosesKing]

Sigh.

Tourny above ^

60/120, playing 1500.

4.8k stack limps from CO.
5k stack on BTN limps.
Folds to me in BB, I ship 55.

CO calls with K7o, gets there.

What the hell man

[TroyMaskell]

Welcome to my world

[rcon]

must.not.tilt.or.smash.things..... grrrrr.

more for how close to the cash we were (90 runner SnG, out in 13th, 4 from the cash) , and I got exactly the push I wanted, but ffffff me, my keyb nearly got snapped.

No-Limit Hold'em Tournament, 800/1600 Blinds (6 handed) - Hold'em Manager Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP (t15566)
CO (t39738)
Button (t13518)
SB (t9288)
Hero (BB) (t16850)
UTG (t21338)

Hero's M: 7.02

Preflop: Hero is BB with K, K
2 folds, CO calls t1600, 1 fold, SB calls t800, Hero bets t6000, CO raises t20800, 1 fold, Hero calls t9050

Flop: (t34900) 6, 2, 9 (2 players)

Turn: (t34900) J (2 players)

River: (t34900) 5 (2 players)

Total pot: t34900

Results:
Hero had K, K (one pair, Kings).
CO had 5, 5 (three of a kind, fives).
Outcome: CO won t36100

[AceLosesKing]

*pukes*

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 80/160 Blinds (8 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP1 (t28634)
MP2 (t5715)
Hero (CO) (t17057)
Button (t9630)
SB (t10100)
BB (t21699)
UTG (t2395)
UTG+1 (t10651)

Hero's M: 71.07

Preflop: Hero is CO with Q, K
1 fold, UTG+1 calls t160, MP1 calls t160, 1 fold, Hero bets t600, 3 folds, UTG+1 calls t440, MP1 calls t440

Flop: (t2040) 10, 2, J (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero checks

Turn: (t2040) 9 (3 players)
UTG+1 checks, MP1 checks, Hero bets t1250, UTG+1 calls t1250, 1 fold

River: (t4540) Q (2 players)
UTG+1 bets t8801 (All-In), Hero folds

Total pot: t4540

Guy is like the WORST player too.

Edit: Just busted that guy, knew it wouldn't take long

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, 5.5 Tournament, 120/240 Blinds 25 Ante (9 handed) - Full-Tilt Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com

MP3 (t35014)
CO (t5520)
Hero (Button) (t14322)
SB (t10840)
BB (t13740)
UTG (t22264)
UTG+1 (t7805)
MP1 (t11435)
MP2 (t12801)

Hero's M: 24.48

Preflop: Hero is Button with 7, 7
3 folds, MP2 bets t675, 2 folds, Hero calls t675, 2 folds

Flop: (t1935) A, 7, 9 (2 players)
MP2 bets t860, Hero calls t860

Turn: (t3655) J (2 players)
MP2 bets t11241 (All-In), Hero calls t11241

River: (t26137) Q (2 players, 1 all-in)

Total pot: t26137

Results:
Hero had 7, 7 (three of a kind, sevens).
MP2 had 10, A (one pair, Aces).
Outcome: Hero won t26137

[Bacon]

Aaron, do you think you might be able to use proper suit determinations... these FTR pics don't work at my work, so I can never tell why you fold.

[AceLosesKing]

Aaron, do you think you might be able to use proper suit determinations... these FTR pics don't work at my work, so I can never tell why you fold.

On the turn, the board read Tx 6h Jx 9h. He c/c me on the turn, then open ships the Qh.

Absolute worst card in the deck. AK got there, all flushes got there... I can't call 8k (half my stack) into 4k on what is at best, a chop.