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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby Bacon » Fri Apr 04, 2008 12:19 am

bennymacca wrote:i can now do some work at work instead of just looking at the forum all day


If only it was that easy :lol:
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby bennymacca » Fri Apr 04, 2008 8:44 am

yeah.

100 bucks that you see me post something on here today when i should be working
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby AceLosesKing » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:52 pm

BACK ON TOPIC.

-=-Shaun-=- says:
goin down tonight kleemann, im gonna take bak being above u in the leader board position
- Ace Loses To King - says:
Gee you're funny.
-=-Shaun-=- says:
since im so funny i should be a comedian...or since i know the turth what about a psycic :D
-=-Shaun-=- says:
haha
- Ace Loses To King - says:
Try spelling it first.
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby David » Wed Apr 30, 2008 4:53 pm

Does Shaun have telepathetic powers ?
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby bennymacca » Wed Apr 30, 2008 5:20 pm

he has a telepathetic dilly willy
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby AceLosesKing » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:05 pm

Ben says:
wee aces
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
Filled it with a fck load of TV shows
Ben says:
nice
Ben says:
I AM GOING TO FCKING KILL SOMETHING
Ben says:
fck me fkning dead, i fking hate poker soooo much
Ben says:
u want the rest of my roll?

Ben says:
man i am fkn runnign bad at the moment
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
How much was the tourny
Ben says:
5 bucks out of my 16 roll :P

Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
I had something similar in a $11 10k last night
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
AKo like 4th hand, there's a min raise few callers, I make it 180
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
Get reraised to like 440 by the original min raiser, I'm thinking wtf, I flat
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
AQ3, it all goes in
Aceeeeeeeeeee says:
AQ :(
Ben says:
yeah but u run like god most of the time, so thats ok every once in a while


Ben says:
ok, 5 buck 18 runner here we come. if i get sucked out in this one, i am gonna break something


Few minutes later.

Ben says:
lmfao
Ben says:
hahahahahhahahah
Ben says:
out first hand of the next tourney
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby bennymacca » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:28 pm

:evil:
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby bennymacca » Wed Feb 25, 2009 11:33 pm

first tourney, i got my aces cracked against jacks - all the chips went in on a 10 5 4 board, J on the river

next tourney, i get A10 first hand, flat call

flop 10 4 7 ; two hearts, i pot it, 2 callers

turn J

i bet 300 into a 400 pot, get 1 caller

river 3

no more hearts, i think i am good, i think he has K10

i bet 320 for value, he jams on me, i tank and eventually call, and he rolls 56 for a rivered straight.


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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby AceLosesKing » Wed Nov 11, 2009 11:55 pm

Josh says:
work busy?
- Aaaaaaaron - Working 10.30pm-2.30am says:
Nah, so your mother has enough time to fellatio me, its great.
Josh says:
awesome im keen
- Aaaaaaaron - Working 10.30pm-2.30am says:
lol, on what.
Josh says:
my mum fellating you? lol iunno iyts so hot man im losing my mind
- Aaaaaaaron - Working 10.30pm-2.30am says:
lol
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Re: Funny IM convos.

Postby Scotty » Thu Nov 12, 2009 9:23 am

LOL

It would have been funnier (to me) if he had corrected your grammar, in the midst of you making a mum joke about his mum.

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