This is why I'm no good at poker

[Bacon]

Cochran

...ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, I have one final thing I want you to consider. Ladies and gentlemen, this is Chewbacca. Chewbacca is a Wookiee from the planet Kashyyyk. But Chewbacca lives on the planet Endor. Now think about it; that does not make sense!

Gerald Broflovski

Damn it!... He's using the Chewbacca defense!

Cochran

Why would a Wookiee, an eight-foot tall Wookiee, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does not make sense! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does not make sense! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, [approaches and softens] does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does not make sense! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests.

[bennymacca]

tee hee south park is goldness

[Bacon]

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1974564/chewbacca_defense/

Spoiler:

I can't verify what this link is, I can't access at work, but my mate sent it after our Chewbacca discussion

[bennymacca]

its just a link to the scene in south park

[Swanky]

lmao, I picked up my Wii last night, been hangin ages to get one.
I get home, Google "Mii" and come up with a site that shows you how to create cool Miis.
And the first Mii I created was??? Chewie!
Now when I play baseball I have Chewie, Arnie, Chuck Norris (who's first hit was a loaded base home run! well it is Chuck Norris) and Mr. Miyagi taking the field.

In case you're bored here's a link to the site, check out Chewie on this page and have a peek through and see some of the cool Mii's.


http://www.miicharacters.com/index.php?mii=1179

[muzzington]

The Mii's I have include Stephen Colbert, Hitler and Hulk Hogan.

[Swanky]

The Hulh Hogan they had was no good I thought, oh and I have the Undertaker, that one looked pretty cool.
Might have to find Hitler.....