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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby AceLosesKing » Thu May 14, 2009 6:25 pm

The issue is that he masturbates constantly. That's the joke.

Which isn't funny at all.
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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby bennymacca » Thu May 14, 2009 6:30 pm

thats what i thought.

i thought i must be missing something, because thats not funny
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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby maccatak11 » Thu May 14, 2009 9:05 pm

Guys you are missing the point.

The doctor tells him to stop masturbating, cos he needs to examine him i.e. he is masturbating in the doctors office, and the doctor is waiting for him.

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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby Scotty » Thu May 14, 2009 9:59 pm

We'll just blame your poor syntax.

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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby AceLosesKing » Thu May 14, 2009 11:39 pm

Its still hard to get, and its still not funny.
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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby Origami » Fri May 15, 2009 12:25 am

AceLosesKing wrote:Its still hard to get, and its still not funny.



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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby BigPete33 » Sat May 16, 2009 1:09 pm

AceLosesKing wrote:Its still hard to get, and its still not funny.



It's not even slightly hard to get.


It's definitely a bad joke though.
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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby Nevah play JJ » Sat May 16, 2009 4:27 pm

I must confess, I have seen worse jokes.
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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby Conspiracy Theorist » Mon May 18, 2009 10:44 pm

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