OMG I just don't know where to start!
Some things that get me going....
- People who don't say please and thank you.
- God botherers (especially those that knock on my door).
- Forum members who complain about spelling and punctuation yet cannot spell themselves and still end up using 'is' instead of 'are' (Bacon)

- People who somehow made it past year 5 yet still don't know that "you're" really and truly is short for "you are" whereas "your" means something that belongs to you.
- Police officers who don't see the funny side of Ondie J having an inkling for a tinkling.
- People who think that "loose" means "you didn't win" instead of "not tight".
- The cost of a pint of Carlsberg at the Casino.
- Manchester United, Everton and Chelsea.
- Drivers who refuse to believe there is such a thing as a blind spot.
- Drivers who leave half their car in the lane they should have already left when turning from a slip lane.
- cats.
- dogs that look like cats.
- lolcats.
- retards who play 10 6 because it has a 6.
- Ash when he plays K 3 (hehe).
- linesmen who can't keep up.
- about a bazillion other things.
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!