Aaron Kleeman is a very naughty word

[simonk]

ouch unlucky benny the cunt, but in the end, all u need is 1% :

[AceLosesKing]

I think a far more interesting story (although it was good to see benny the cunt steam, and call me all sorts of naughty words) is me cracking AA with ATo. Blinds 500/1000, I have 4k. Raise to 2500 from EP, I know the player and put him on a weaker A, I'm all in. He calls, leaving himself with 3k.

EP player: "You've ran into a monster."
Me: "...damn."
Spectactor: "Its not over yet"
Me: "Yes, it is, might as well give him the chips"
*shows AT*

Flop: Q J 4

"KING ME!"

Turn: X.
River: K.

Me: "Ouch... ouuuuuuuchhhh. Sorry buddy."

[Origami]

Bruce's revenge













Luv the new Hair cut M8

[Origami]

Ok, so Aaron is a massive d word right.

not going to bother explain it, but it involves the case 4, and a lot of my chips.

enough said

i am too annoyed to even post it.
...



PS. thanks for the hug matty

Photographic Evidence......


close up checking the finger prints of the Guilty Culpruts

[AceLosesKing]

For anyone that doesn't get that hilarious image above, benny the cunt pushed all in on AKs at the regionals, and got called down by Troy, with 8s. As you can see, they held.

Lovely wit, Brucey

[Origami]

For anyone that doesn't get that hilarious image above, benny the cunt pushed all in on AKs at the regionals, and got called down by Troy, with 8s. As you can see, they held.

Lovely wit, Brucey

nb Bennys taken out by Troy and I was also his victim on his Trip 8's taking me out earlier having two pair K's ,8's ---> ...Troy bubbles final table RF pos 10..
well played Troy....and I do still remember TTG SF and your win on Trips....you'll keep.. one day I'll........(fold)

[Garth Kay]

benny the cunt,

Here's a tip.

Every week you post something about representing or jamming flops or turns with mid or bottom pair.

You don't want to cop bad beats? Then stop posting all about your LAG style.

If I was playing against you, and reading what I have read here, I would be calling your all in's with any draw and bottom pair as well.

And that's only on what I have read here. I'd say that many of your fellow BG players know your style and are willing to risk chips when you jam as the majority of the time you would be on the bluff or semi bluff.

Try value betting where you would shove and maybe checking where you would value bet. Save yourself some chips for when you do have the nuts, and when you do shove there on the turn or river. Much better to get called down with the nuts than not.

And seriously, jamming that flop with a player all in and a dry side pot?

Your risking all of your stack to gain what? Another 1300 in chips? And that's only if you can push the other player off and then you have to beat the all in hand.

Slow down son, your playing like a LAGGY cash game player. One that burns money at anything higher than 1/2. Change gears a little bit more and you might see a few more final tables than you normally would.

[bennymacca]

i know garth.

i am gonna tighten up now

[Darren B]

Dont listen to him benny the cunt

Stay as you are mate!!

So much fun ..... and I would miss the stories!!

[bennymacca]

Dont listen to him benny the cunt

Stay as you are mate!!

So much fun ..... and I would miss the stories!!

seriously though, garth is on the money.

lol pun wasn't intended, but actually, pun intended now.

i need to go to the bruce school of poker for about 5 seconds (definitely no longer )

from now on, i am only posting me-outplaying-other-dude-when-i-have-the-nuts stories