"Tredders and Choco" Show - Power Fans Enter at own Risk

[ashowens]

Warren Tredrea drops in to Choco 's house on Thursday a couple of hours before training to talk about that night's session. As he walks in he sees Choco finishing off his lunch - eating the biggest tomato he had ever seen.

A hobby vegie grower from way back, Tredders excitedly asks Choco "where did ya get that tomato?"

"I grew it myself" Choco proudly answers.

" Stiffy and Truck down at the Crows have a hobby farm and they mix up a secret blend of sheep manure, horse manure and cow manure and they gave me a bag."

"I've just gotta try some of that on my vegies" says Tredders , "Can you get me some?."

"No worries" is the reply, "I'll stop in at Stiffy 's on the way to training and grab you a bag."

At Alberton Oval that evening Peter Rohde has just finished signing up Michael Wilson for 6 more years when he walks out of his office and sees Choco dragging a large, heavy bag into the Power rooms.

"What's that?" He asks

Choco replies "I've got a bag of sh*t from the Crows for Tredders."





"Well done" says Rhodey "Great Trade!"

[Chelsea4thewin]

was expecting something funnier then that

[AceLosesKing]

was expecting something funnier then that

My sentiments exactly.

[maccatak11]

Yeah a massive build up, huge expectation, but in the end it finished with an unsatisfying and slightly uneasy giggle

Spoiler:

a bit like me in the bedroom really.

[rcon]

I'm sure I've heard this told in a more amusing way, but I really can't be bothered editing this.

/start joke

5,000 Power fans meet at Alberton Oval for a “POWER FANS ARE NOT STUPID” convention. Mark Williams says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Power supporters are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” Warren Tredrea gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Mark asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds, Warren says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 5,000 Power fans start chanting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

Chocko says, “Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 5,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance”.

So he asks, “What is seven plus seven?” After nearly 30 seconds, Warren eventually says, “Ninety!”

The coach is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

Everyone is disheartened. Warren starts crying, and the 5,000 Power fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!”

Mark unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! Just one more chance … What's two plus two?”

Warren closes his eyes, and after a full minute expires and lets out a gasp: “Four!”

Throughout Alberton pandemonium breaks out.

All 5,000 Power fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

[Origami]

I'm sure I've heard this told in a more amusing way, but I really can't be bothered editing this.

/start joke

5,000 Power fans meet at Alberton Oval for a “POWER FANS ARE NOT STUPID” convention. Mark Williams says, “We are all here today to prove to the world that Power supporters are not stupid. Can I have a volunteer?” Warren Tredrea gingerly works his way through the crowd and steps up to the stage.

Mark asks him, “What is 15 plus 15?”

After 15 or 20 seconds, Warren says, “Eighteen!”

Obviously everyone is a little disappointed. Then all 5,000 Power fans start chanting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

Chocko says, “Well since we've gone to the trouble of getting 5,000 of you in one place and we have the worldwide press and global broadcast media here, I think we can give him another chance”.

So he asks, “What is seven plus seven?” After nearly 30 seconds, Warren eventually says, “Ninety!”

The coach is quite perplexed, looks down and just lets out a dejected sigh.

Everyone is disheartened. Warren starts crying, and the 5,000 Power fans begin to yell and wave their hands shouting, “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!!”

Mark unsure whether or not he is doing more harm than good, eventually says, “OK! Just one more chance … What's two plus two?”

Warren closes his eyes, and after a full minute expires and lets out a gasp: “Four!”

Throughout Alberton pandemonium breaks out.

All 5,000 Power fans jump to their feet, wave their arms, stamp their feet and scream “GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE! GIVE HIM ANOTHER CHANCE!”

thats a better one..
cause its a true story....

[bennymacca]

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