Did you ever stop and wonder......

[Bob B]

Oh benny the cunt your so mean to Xtal ........................ keep it up did I say that out loud?

Your welcome Missy

[xtal]

emails like this are stupid and shouldn't be spread or posted on forums

or is this your form of morality? (think about it )

its not stupid.... I enjoy it ... and if you dont like it then you have VERY BAD taste

u have to admit they are pretty lame xtal - if u stop and think about it, there is a pretty good explanation for each and every one of them, and u don't really have to be left wondering.

i.e the cow one is pretty silly.

before someone tried cow milk, they would have known that it was milk. its pretty easy to make comparisons when u see a calf drinking milk from its mother, and then a baby doing the same thing from its mother.

so can u see how silly this is?

but anyway, each to their own i guess.

OK what you might find as "LAME" i find interesting
if you dont like it then dont reply to it.

[AceLosesKing]

Nice reply xtal.

[Bob B]

Okay here's something a little different and hopefully a little funny to make your day.

I was sitting on the dunny the other morning, just dropping the kids off for a swim as my son would say and I noticed there was an empty toilet roll on the floor.

Now, being special people and wanting to make sure we are using a good quality bum paper we choose to use "QUILTON". I assume my fellow forum bum wipers who care about making the proper paper transactions also use Quilton as their choice of paper.

Anyway, back to the story. I was looking at the empty roll and noticed a couple of discrepencies. The first being the most obvious was that the size (diameter) of the empty roll being smaller than the one in use.

I remembered our last dunny roll purchase was one of those 8 or ten pack specials and the previous ones were of the four pack group. So, having seen the variations with my own eyes I realised these misserable buggers at Quilton put a bigger holding roll on their specials so there is less paper on the roll than the non-specials dunny roll.

No doubt you are all as shocked as I am and I will be making a very stern report to the company in question for misleading there Quilton bum wiping public. How dare they cut back on the quantity of paper.

What if you were a blind person who only takes one roll at a time to the dunny. And being blind they probably count the sections knowing they have so many wipes per roll and all of a sudden whoops, no bloody paper!!!! It's enough to give you the chits!!

I am going to count each panel on a large roll and compare it with the smaller roll to see if I get more wipes per roll or less. Just think how this will effect those of you who are scrunchers and others like myself who are folders.

What will we use if we unexpectedly ran out of paper thinking we had more to go but there was actually less??? This could ruin the Australian way of life we think, if we are buying specials we are saving money but we are actually getting less for our money. If my findings are correct then I for one will refrain from buying their specials so as to regain my fair share of arse-wipes.

Now, I know your rivetted to your screens wondering, what was my second observation??? Well I'm glad you asked, because my second obsevation was when one looks inside the dunny holder roll there is a message!!!!!!!!!

It reads, "Quilton loves your bum"

Can you believe that???????? Well, then you ask. If they love our bums so much what were they thinking when they gave us less wipes per roll on their bloody specials.

I'm off to check out the other items in my pantry now to see what other specials we are getting ripped off with. Now let's see how many prays I should get from a can?????

[bennymacca]

thats pretty funny bob

OK what you might find as "LAME" i find interesting
if you dont like it then dont reply to it.

i am not having a go at you personally xtal, u have posted funny things in the past, but i personally think that these types of emails are silly, and are pretty simple if u stop and think about it

thats all

[Bob B]

Only reporting the facts benny the cunt with a little humour to go.

[Origami]

... why use big letters and colours.

its a female Thingy

cobber

[Origami]

Only reporting the facts benny the cunt with a little humour to go.

AHH Bob ---some advice use

less squares per swipe ..

a survey in several households released three days ago found folders used 6 squares per swipe ...skrunchers use 4 squares per swipe [a 33% saving]. on average sized surveyed Participaters to this paper braking Report.


Do you suffer from a warm fuzzie or have cold flushes when you use the office..

I 2 found the morality contained in the afore mentioned psot A+musing ... try giving away a smile....you usually get one back ......a nice day !! 2 all


ps dont buy a bottle of coke 390ml bottles are now 360 ml..

cans can be 200ml [ at my local 24/hr BP Servop =$1-95 !!] slim line.. in my/ your supermarket to buy Coke 2litres Bottles are sometimes $1-95 a can $ 1-50 , a 1.25 litre Bottle $ $2-94.



... one can = 375ml at $2-20

6 cans = $ 13-20 [ 6x $2-20]

6 cans = 6 x 375 ml = 2.04 litres which can be $1-95 / 2.0 litre btle on "special" at the Supermarket. go figure

..man I luv statistics
Drink more Beer ....

[Bacon]

They ain't statistics Bruce.. that's mumbo jumbo.

But I did buy a 30x375mL box at the shops the other day for $13.95. Which I worked out to be $1.24 per Litre.

The 2L bottle was $2.85, so I was better off getting the cans.

This is why Unit Pricing needs to be introduced into supermarkets.

[krunchie]

dont take any notice of benny the cunt XTAL,

your post took my mind of of work for 30-40 seconds and that 30-40 seconds was better than the past hour

cheers