Postby BigPete33 » Sun May 04, 2008 7:44 pm
An old man was speeding along a freeway in his BMW when suddenly he sees behind him a police car. "I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 130, then 140, then 150kph.
Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!" So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up to the driver's side
of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I'm taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looked very seriously at the policeman, and replied, "Years
ago, my wife ran off with a policeman. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the policeman.
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!
and 40 to frown 
