NPL at Adelaide Sexpo: May 22nd - 25th

[Garth Kay]

Puns can be funny!!!

[bennymacca]

lol

[Des]

lol too funny.

[maccatak11]

comments that also might get you in trouble at the sexpo game.

"man i love my hand at the moment"

(to a female opponent) "wow, nice pair, top pair in fact"

"watch out, if you bet im coming over the top of you"

"your better get ready, im gonna shove all of mine in there"

(and thats not repeating any of the obvious ones to do with 'the nuts')


(plus getting called a d.o.n.key wouldn't be a bad thing, maybe quite the opposite)

[Garth Kay]

Of course someone has to shoot their load and do like twenty all at once.
Couldn't just keep on doing the one liner each thing, there's always one who wants to be the centre of attention!!!
And that's me!!!

[maccatak11]

Of course someone has to shoot their load and do like twenty all at once.

are we talking about posting funny stuff here, or are these your plans for the sexpo game??

[Garth Kay]

Nope the humor has left this thread now.

[Andre Tomic]

Oh lord how did i know this thread was gonna be bombarded with these kinda comments!

Jack king off is great at sexpo!

[Nevah play JJ]

Oh lord how did i know this thread was gonna be bombarded with these kinda comments!

Jack king off is great at sexpo!

Hahahahahhahaa
OMG I am rolling on the floor

They are all brilliant, but this one really got me choking

[bennymacca]

i think every bloke knows that as the bachelor hand

i wonder is there is a similar nickname for the ladies?


also, surely there would be a side game where 6 and 9 were both wild!