NPLSA Three Word Story Game

[Bacon]

of backbone and

[Scotty]

his penchant for

[David]

everything "Jodie Foster".

[Des]

Then yoda arrived

[Darren B]

and he said

[Bacon]

useful he is

[David]

not. Please leave.

[David]

UPDATE

So this dude with a massive stack of chips decided to leave without saying anything. His loose morals got him in with the girls by simply saying "I'm Big Pete..." but after a while this method stopped working because he realised she was not asleep but really, really pissed.

Pete opened his mouth to suck on his lollipop, and by lollipop we actually mean his big, throbbing and somewhat odd (and often misinterpreted) member of NPL.

Pete ran down the body of the nearest dude who closely resembled Phillip Seymour Hoffman (In "Capote" Character) to ask him how much for a tattoo of a very large Man United logo. The man replied, adjusting his monocle, with "why would I even contemplate giving you a tatoo like that .. that's soccer right?" Pete looked amazed and threw a very big bulging bottle of human excrement at him. "Ouch" said Phillip, but smells nice, well, nicer than Big Pete's face after eating a pile of smelly NPL embroided socks.

So meanwhile Scott died.

Then James Died too.

So Pete was like "What the f%ck?".

But then Scott, like Jesus before, left Mexico.

James is a sexy woman dressed as Big Pete would.

Meanwhile, in Mexico Muzzington looked on. Scott remained dead.. or was he? Yes, he was. And forever will be better than James and Dave. cott Yawned as (but he's dead?) magic was around and Scott was still dead lol. David cast a spell that would bring Scott back bit it failed! And by failed I mean.. worked but killed David Duchovny. Then Muzzington grabbed his wand from Pete's pants and pleasured it and wiped it like a skilltester.

Only 2 bucks James charges for Sensual male companionship. This interested Laura .. but she died because she was at the final of a Port Adelaide losing grand final. LOL! LOL! One Hundred and nineteen points later Laura and Lizzy made on out the steps of Old Parliament House but only because Des couldn't find the keys to his rockin' Verada which had Damo's glasses in the glove box, but it was locked! Because Des also left his camcorder with the tabasco back at Suzie's.

Then Des died, or rather slept.

After sleeping heavily, he woke up and farted loudly, then decided to write a letter to David's grandmother about benny the cunt's lack of backbone and his penchant for everything "Jodie Foster". Then Yoda arrived and he said "useful he is not. Please Leave".

[Bacon]

So he left.

[Des]

Never to return.