1 [That way of life] was written for normal people, people who aren’t special, people who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.
2 Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body.
3 If it were not for electricity we would have to watch television in the dark.
4 I’m extremely old-fashioned, I’m a nobleman, I’m chivalrous.
5 I am like the Queen of England.
6 I am much bigger than any rank, for those who are talking about rank, I am a fighter.
7 There’s a new sheriff in town. And he has an army of assassins.
8 These resentments, they are the rocket fuel that lives in the tip of my sabre.
9 I woke up at 4am, before dawn. You should be asleep. You’re all tired after a sleepless night.
10 9/11 was ‘an absolute fairytale, a complete work of fiction’.
11 Obeying your parents is more important than doing as your parents say.
12 I don’t have a tuxedo that fits any more because my chest and my biceps are too big.
13 I have defeated this earthworm with my words – imagine what I would have done with my fire-breathing fists.
14 Please can I have your attention. All of you are tired, having jet lag. You are tired. All of you are asleep.
15 There must be a world revolution which puts an end to all materialistic conditions hindering woman from performing her natural role in life and driving her to carry out man’s duties in order to be equal in rights.
16 I’m tired of pretending I’m not a total bitchin’ rock star from Mars.
17 We are all pirates.
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Answers: 1 Sheen; 2 Sheen; 3 Gaddafi; 4 Sheen; 5 Gaddafi; 6 Gaddafi; 7 Sheen; 8 Sheen; 9 Gaddafi; 10 Sheen; 11 Gaddafi; 12 Sheen; 13 Sheen; 14 Gaddafi; 15 Gaddafi; 16 Sheen; 17 Gaddafi
