Yesterday at work I used our EFTPOS machine for the first time in the 2 months I've been working here.... And killed it.
A quick phone call to the "I f*#ked it, please help" hotline and they dispatch a new one.
So I've installed it the only way I know how, paper clips and chewing gum.
Chewing gum of choice: Extra - Bananaberry.
Man I know how to hang things up!
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Another shot.
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ts;cs
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Awesomeness? High
Chances of me allowing you to place my plastic in an EFTPOS machine when there is gum'n'string involved? Low

Chances of me allowing you to place my plastic in an EFTPOS machine when there is gum'n'string involved? Low
"Please, my Leftie friends. On no possible definition does cutting someone’s tax rate constitutute ‘giving’ them money."
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I like the read out here.
Because it wasn't set up, the security automatically declined... But it did compliment me on my hand!
Because it wasn't set up, the security automatically declined... But it did compliment me on my hand!
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David wrote:ts;cs
I'm gonna need a translation for this one!
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too small; can't see
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David wrote:too small; can't see
Pfffffffffff. That's iPhone and tapatalk.
What ever, we can argue about it at the Grand Final, oh that's right.......
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old man Swanky wrote:David wrote:too small; can't see
Pfffffffffff. That's iPhone and tapatalk.
What ever, we can argue about it at the Grand Final, oh that's right.......
Wow I have the perfect line there and I can't use it
So ghey.
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You can tell me later. I think I know where you're going though 
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