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Re: I have a joke.

Postby Nevah play JJ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 5:39 pm

AceLosesKing wrote:What are the two sexiest farm animals?

I don't get it...
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby JMACK007 » Thu Sep 16, 2010 6:50 pm

bennymacca wrote:i know, but that is retarded.

Ummm...isn't this the thread for retarded jokes?? ;)
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby AceLosesKing » Thu Sep 16, 2010 7:55 pm

JMACK007 wrote:
bennymacca wrote:i know, but that is retarded.

Ummm...isn't this the thread for retarded jokes?? ;)


BURNNNNNNN haha. I quite liked my original joke :(

Cazz: Brown chicken brown cowww = bow chicka wow wowww!
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby Nevah play JJ » Thu Sep 16, 2010 9:49 pm

AceLosesKing wrote:Cazz: Brown chicken brown cowww = bow chicka wow wowww!

LOL...
I am saying it over and over right now..
Thanks for explaining.. don'tcha hate jokes you have to explain to idiots.. LOL
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby Hagar76 » Fri Sep 17, 2010 8:57 pm

Hagar76 wrote:I can't resist i have so many crappy jokes.
What red and invisible?
Whats brown and sticky?
Why did the koala fall out of the tree?
You math heads will love this one
If it takes 1 man 1 hour to dig a hole. How long will it take 2 men to dig half a hole???

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Re: I have a joke.

Postby 666HARPS666 » Sun Sep 26, 2010 5:10 pm

what leads early & is black & white & wobbles ?
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby Conspiracy Theorist » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:43 pm

You do know what a draw is dont you Harps?

St. Kilda couldnt do the job either.

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Re: I have a joke.

Postby 666HARPS666 » Mon Sep 27, 2010 11:59 pm

Conspiracy Theorist wrote:You do know what a draw is dont you Harps?

St. Kilda couldnt do the job either.

CT


Read it again its called the collywobbles
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Re: I have a joke.

Postby krunchie » Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:34 am

666HARPS666 wrote:
Conspiracy Theorist wrote:You do know what a draw is dont you Harps?

St. Kilda couldnt do the job either.

CT


Read it again its called the collywobbles


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Re: I have a joke.

Postby 666HARPS666 » Sun Oct 24, 2010 5:43 pm

Warning some may find the following offensive


Spoiler:
A Chilean miner making love to his wife for the 1st time since his release....
'can we switch the lights off ? .....'of course honey'.....
can i have you from behind ?'.....' anything you want my brave boy'.....
' Okay can i call you Pedro?......'
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