Breaking news from Elizabef

Nevah play JJ · Postby **Nevah play JJ** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:40 am

Police Raid in Elizabeth

Police in Elizabeth just announced the discovery of an arms cache of 2000 semi automatic rifles with 250,000 rounds of ammunition, 10 anti-tank missiles, 4 grenade launchers, 20 tonnes of heroin, $50 million in forged Australian banknotes and 25 trafficked Filipino prostitutes all in a Housing Trust house behind the Public Library in Elizabeth.

Local residents were stunned.

A community spokesman said:

"We're shocked. We didn't know we had a Library!!"

Caleb · Postby **Caleb** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 1:42 am

Postby **bennymacca** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 10:57 am

Caleb Rybalka wrote::lol:

This

666HARPS666 · Postby **666HARPS666** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 3:01 pm

"We're shocked. We didn't know we had a Library!!"

lol i'm suprised they know what a library is

:lol:

Nevah play JJ · Postby **Nevah play JJ** » Sun Sep 05, 2010 9:43 pm

666HARPS666 wrote:"We're shocked. We didn't know we had a Library!!"
lol i'm suprised they know what a library is

LMAO Harps..
I am with you on that...

Grant Pepper · Postby **Grant Pepper** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 2:19 am

Really admazing, is that I know where the Library is. So when reading this i was like, what? Library near the trust homes?.

There might be a Library near the Trust houses, but it would be full of porn!

The Library in Elizabeth for the record is outside the Elizabeth Shopping Centre, near Transport and Motors rego office, and then upstairs.

Postby **David** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:05 am

One thing I hate is stereotyping areas and suburbs.

This thread is now closed.

Bacon · Postby **Bacon** » Mon Sep 06, 2010 11:11 am

I blame the Sowf.

You're a Bunch of Factors