Aussie Rules footballers are smrt

[Scotty]

"I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father." (Shane
Wakelin)


"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein." Mick Malthouse - Collingwood


"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes." Peter
Bell -Fremantle - on his University Law studies


"You guys line up alphabetically by height." and "You guys pair up in groups
of three, then line up in a circle." Barry Hall Sydney Captain at training


Brock Maclean (Melbourne) on whether he had visited the Pyramids during his
visit to Egypt: "I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went
to."


"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning regardless of what
time it is." Kevin Sheedy on James Hird


Jonathan Brown, on night Grand Finals vs Day Games "It's basically the same,
just darker."


Ron Barassi talking about Gary Cowton "I told him, 'Son, what is it with
you. Is it ignorance or apathy?' He said, Barass, I don't know and I don't
care.'


Barry Hall (Sydney) when asked about the upcoming season: "I want to kick 70
or 80 goals this season, whichever comes first."


"Luke Hodge - the 21 year old, who turned 22 a few weeks ago"(Dermott
Brereton)


"Chad had done a bit of mental arithmetic with a calculator." (Mark
Williams)


"He scored that goal after only 22 seconds - totally against the run of
play." (Dermott Brereton)


"We actually got the winning goal three minutes from the end but then they
scored." (Ben Cousins, West Coast Eagles)


"I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." (Luke
Darcy)


"That kick was absolutely unique, except for the one before it which was
identical." (Dermott Brereton)


"Sure there have been injuries and deaths in football - but none of them
serious." (Adrian Anderson)


"If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing
again."(Andrew Demetriou)


"I would not say he (Chris Judd) is the best centreman in the AFL but there
are none better." (Dermott Brereton)


"I never comment on umpires and I'm not going to break the habit of a
lifetime for that prat." (Terry Wallace)


Garry Lyon: "Have you ever thought of writing your autobiography?" David
Schwartz: "On what?"


"Well, either side could win it, or it could be a draw."(Dermott Brereton)


"Strangely, in slow motion replay, the ball seemed to hang in the air for
even longer."(Dermott Brereton)

[David]

First one is almost the same as Kym Hodgeman when he won the Magarey Medal"

<crying> "I wanna think my parents, especially Mum and Dad"

[Luke05(Jamo)]

their my type of people. they would under stand what i am saying lol.

[bennymacca]

i have seen the same thing about AFL, rugby, english premier league players etc etc. pretty sure most of those quates cant be attributed to those players

[troyh]

Murray Walker made the comment "The car infront is absolutely unique except for the one behind it which is identical."