the correct use of GRAMMAR

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4 your amusement please note the names have been changed to protect the innocent and our present education system..


LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR



Little RALPHY was sitting in class one day.

All of a sudden, he needed to go to the toilet.

He yelled out, 'Miss Jones, I need to take a piss!!'



The teacher replied, 'Now, RALPHY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation.

The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go.'



Little RALPHY, thinks for a bit, and then says, 'You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN!'







LITTLE RALPHY ON GRAMMAR (Part 2)





One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word 'beautiful' in the same sentence twice.



First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, 'My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it.'



'Very good, Suzie,' replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.



'My mummy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully.'



She said, 'Excellent, Michael!' Then the teacher reluctantly called on little RALPHY.



'Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said 'Beautiful, just f...... beautiful!''





LITTLE RALPHY ON GETTING OLDER

Little RALPHY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, 'Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.'



Little RALPHY replied, 'My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.'



The man asked, 'Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?'

Little RALPHY answered, 'No, he minded his own f....... business.







I LOVE Little RALPHY!!!!

[Bob B]

Ralph is good