The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

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What are your toilet paper habits?

Folder
6
26%
Scruncher
5
22%
Flap against wall
0
No votes
Flap on outside
8
35%
I don't care *cue facepalm*
4
17%
 
Total votes: 23
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby maccatak11 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 4:55 pm

(changed typo now, me = idiot, wait for Bob to reply to this one)
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Scotty » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:01 pm

David wrote:I honestly ONLY just worked it out Scott.

I think how = high

It took me a while. That was a good riddle Macca.


I knew what he meant to write straight away ... but it was too odd an error to leave unattended :D
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Scotty » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:02 pm

Oh ... and I believe "same" should be "name", Macca?
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby maccatak11 » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:04 pm

Scott wrote:Oh ... and I believe "same" should be "name", Macca?


Fuck. Leave me alone :cry: :cry: :cry:
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Bob B » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:07 pm

Scott wrote:
Bob B wrote:Hi there Shreky.

I am so glad to see you are using the correct wording re; C R A P when we use the CRAPPER commonly known as a toilet. So here's a little trivia for you and how the name was derived.


A man who from memory was called Henry CRAPPER actually designed the first toilet and named it after himself. Throughout the years it was common to say that I'm going for a crap which obviously meant you were going to use the crapper. :oops:


That's not actually true, Bob. Just an urban myth.


Well Scotty you have put me to the test and I stand corrected that the christian name was incorrect. So I googled "Crapper" and found there was a lot of "Myth versus fact" about the man called Thomas Crapper.

"Myth" seems to over powered by "Fact", don't you think?

http://www.theplumber.com/crapper.html

Or for a bit of humour "The TURD Factor" by You Tube

http://au.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq713D1ocCw
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Bob B » Wed Sep 03, 2008 5:17 pm

maccatak11 wrote:(changed typo now, me = idiot, wait for Bob to reply to this one)


I really think anything that needed to be said has already been said. Therefore, I choose to be silent and accept the above equation as being correct. :oops:
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Ondie J » Thu Sep 04, 2008 3:42 pm

Just for the record... I put the toilet paper in the toilet bowel to get it wet before using it after a turd.

<Nods> :roll:
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby krunchie » Fri Sep 05, 2008 11:19 pm

Ondie J wrote:Just for the record... I put the toilet paper in the toilet bowel to get it wet before using it after a turd.

<Nods> :roll:



that is one of the weirdest things ive ever heard
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Bob B » Sun Sep 07, 2008 8:45 pm

krunchie wrote:
Ondie J wrote:Just for the record... I put the toilet paper in the toilet bowel to get it wet before using it after a turd.

<Nods> :roll:



that is one of the weirdest things ive ever heard


Well I've been told that's Ondie ........... odd, strange, weird, different!!!!! :o
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Re: The Poll to end all Polls (N.B - may contain toilet humour)

Postby Ondie J » Mon Sep 08, 2008 4:17 pm

nods :shock:

That I am. Anything to get someone to think 'wtf???'
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