Something to offend everyone.

[Todd Rivers]

back to things we wish women knew......

YES and NO are perfectly acceptable answers.

Your mum doesn't have to be our best friend.

Dont give us 50 rules when 25 will do.

[trishan]

888PL management has decided to count this thread as a single post and enforce a 5 post reduction penalty.

[Todd Rivers]

Dont fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.

Its neither in your best interest or ours to take "the test" together.

Anything we said 6 or more months ago is inadmissable as evidence in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

[Todd Rivers]

If something we said can be interpreted two-ways, and one of those ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. If we dont look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?

You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done NOT BOTH.

[Todd Rivers]

Dont rub the lamp if you dont want the genie to come out!!!

[Todd Rivers]

Wherever possible, please say what you have to say during the commercials.

Colombus didnt need directions and neither do we.

Consider golf a mini-vacation from you, we need it, just like you do.

[Todd Rivers]

Women wearing push-up wonderbra's and low cut blouses, LOSE THEIR RIGHT to complain about having their boobs stared at!

[Todd Rivers]

Telling us that the models in the mens magazines are aibrushed, makes you look petty and jealous and its certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.

[Todd Rivers]

888PL management has decided to count this thread as a single post and enforce a 5 post reduction penalty.

Why, i have to type all this and its certainly counts more than some posts I've seen.

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OMG


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He did what?

[Scotty]

So tempted to ban you when you hit 499, Toddy