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NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 11:57 pm
by zemond
"If you have 2 unsuited cards in your hand then you have twice the chance of hitting the flush"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA
I cried
Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:08 am
by Scotty
Two flush draws are better than one, James. EVERYBODY knows that ...

Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:11 am
by Sergei
Yeah, if I recall correctly Tony G used that line in a heads-up battle with someone at the final table of the WPT event at the Aviation club in Paris a few years back.
But then again, he is one of the all-time masters of table-talk.
Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 12:24 am
by Scotty
During a break in the game at an unnamed venue...
"Nice pot that last hand mate, i had no idea what you had."
"Cheers mate, the last bet i threw out was just to see where i was sitting in the hand."
"You were under the gun, i think."

Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 4:50 am
by David
I dealt a hand like that at Pooraka a while ago ... A5 suited (which was Steve Nissen) against A5 unsuited... .
I said (as a joke) "two flush draws!!" and pointed to the A5 off suit (ace of clubs, five of hearts).
First four cards out? hearts.
Sorry Stumpy.
7 2 - a really ugly hand
Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:38 am
by steve b
I thought you promised not to tell anyone i said that james

i was playing at the strathmore hotel first time i met Kosta, he raises 3 times the big blind from under the gun with
![[ks]](./images/smilies/cards/ks.png)
i re raise 3 times his raise with
![[kc]](./images/smilies/cards/kc.png)
Kosta pushes all in over the top, i instacall. The flop comes
![[5s]](./images/smilies/cards/5s.png)
turn
![[10s]](./images/smilies/cards/10s.png)
the river
![[as]](./images/smilies/cards/as.png)
Kosta, like the true gentleman he is apologises for giving me such a bad beat ahh well serves me right for bragging about my flush draw pre flop
Re: NPL Player quote of the year!!!!
Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 12:59 am
by Hans_Gruber
"I am haemorrhaging chips at an alarming rate..."