Poker Jokes funny as lol
Posted: Wed Jun 24, 2009 9:57 pm
Why is “a man” like a deck of cards? Because you need a heart to love him, a diamond to marry him, a club to smash his head in, and a spade to bury the bastard.
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," a housewife told to her neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
A professional poker player approaches his best friend and asks, "Fred, can you loan me $1,000 for a week or so - I am runnning short on money this week and my family needs to eat." His best friend says, "Sure but under one condition - that you don't use any of the money for poker." The professional poker player responds, "No problem Fred, I already have $2000 set aside for that!"
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," a housewife told to her neighbor. "You didn't do it, did you?" "I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
A professional poker player approaches his best friend and asks, "Fred, can you loan me $1,000 for a week or so - I am runnning short on money this week and my family needs to eat." His best friend says, "Sure but under one condition - that you don't use any of the money for poker." The professional poker player responds, "No problem Fred, I already have $2000 set aside for that!"
