funnies

[Matty Norwood]

ok guys i wanna hear stories of funny stuff that goes on at npl tournaments, some of the stuff i hear and see is flat out hiliarious and im sure most have had similiar experiences, after all thats what it is all about having fun. keep it light hearted please no posts that could upset anyone but i need a laugh

[Garth Kay]

Well once this season I had a funny experience.
I was at Roulettes with Nathan planning to play a game when I got a phonecall from Darren informing me that a certain TD had left a venue very distraught after being threatened and had left a TA (who was only on his second shift) to look after the tournament, after hearing this we both left that venue and went to the other venue to look after things.
The said TD had left in such a hurry he had left a trail from the poker area all the way to the carpark and had forgotten to grab his wallet and mobile.
Anyway this resulted in many months (and many months more) of continual ribbing!

[Des]

Final table. Facing an all in a player takes his time.

"It's ok buddy, there's 5 cards to come"

[Des]

Well once this season I had a funny experience.
I was at Roulettes with Nathan planning to play a game when I got a phonecall from Darren informing me that a certain TD had left a venue very distraught after being threatened and had left a TA (who was only on his second shift) to look after the tournament, after hearing this we both left that venue and went to the other venue to look after things.
The said TD had left in such a hurry he had left a trail from the poker area all the way to the carpark and had forgotten to grab his wallet and mobile.
Anyway this resulted in many months (and many months more) of continual ribbing!

Uh oh! Ok you guys should go to bed before someone gets upset lol

Night fella's! 2 more days then holidays!! Who is coming fishing? Home game anyone?

[Darren B]

All in preflop. Two callers. Side bet sorted. Main pot locked.
Flop comes out and first person to act put in another 2000. Problem was that he was betting with the locked pot I just placed in front of him. D'oh

[Matty Norwood]

ok at what point do you get over this

[Garth Kay]

Matty, You just have to hope and pray that one day someone else does something pretty funny or stupid so they then earn my full time stirring attention.

[Matty Norwood]

oh no i dont wish that on anyone, what i hope and pray for is the day you slip up and i get some ammo and return fire

[Garth Kay]

Yeah but the problem is if I stuff up, it stays on the down low. But if you want any real ammo you can hit my bro up when he's here next year.
I hope you had time to read that last line Matty before I deleted it.

[Matty Norwood]

yes i did and i expected nothing less