What gets under your Skin at Poker

[Alwayze Play JJ]

Oh that's right - his name was the Protractor, and apart from being perhaps the best looking player there last night he reeked in skill and comedic timing. I asked him about that so-called "Sydney" jumper you spoke of, and its an actual Fremantle jumper - he goes for them because they are undefeated in Grand Finals, which is quite impressive...

Well done on making state finals Mr Eraser - that is quite a task achieved. How many strenuous, arduous, gut-wrenching games did it take to qualify?

[Eraser]

1... Well blame that new poker league, of which i shall not speak, for closing down a good NPL venue..

[Alwayze Play JJ]

Yes you can't mention that other league Eraser - so you should just shut up and try to play more than ONE game to make state finals like other players, you don't seem that dedicated quite frankly...

And most of those other players wont have to resort to gimmicky, kitsch and potentially mind-numbing semi-avatars to throw other more skilled players such as myself off their game

[Eraser]

More skilled players? Your lovechild, th protractor, only wins at venues that have less than 20 people. Plus that A Q fold saved me, if I had listened to your 'skilled' off the table advice, I would've been out earlier lol.
Holla

[David]

What gets on my nerves?

... 'skilled' off the table advice ...

[Alwayze Play JJ]

What?

I have no idea what you are referring to with this AQ talk Eraser, but I will say if you weren't lacking in gimmick infringement you should be able to win with AQ regardless. What?

I said you should come up with a better name! What?

I heard a rumour that tournaments with <20 runners require more skill to win anyway, Protractor just PM'd me and advised me that his skill could apply to larger opponents if not for your rampant rabbit hunting, window shopping, salad dressing, cow tipping, phone betting and carpet cleaning - or whatever else it is called.

[David]

What?

I heard a rumour that tournaments with <20 runners require more skill to win anyway

[Eraser]

I call it erasing. Nothing wrong with rabbit hunting, as long as there is no one on the golf course when you do it. lol Seriously though poker rabbit hunting is pointless.

[Matt Porter]

Ahhh, Mr Eraser. Is it being implied that you have qualified for state finals by playing the 1 event of the season at a certain Irish Bar somewhere in the SW? Have you confirmed this with anyone? I'm not sure that 1 week constitutes a regular qualifying period?

1... Well blame that new poker league, of which i shall not speak, for closing down a good NPL venue..

Incorrect apportioning of blame.

[Alwayze Play JJ]

Whew thank God for your post Matt - because it is posts and attitudes like the Eraser's that totally get under my skin - that and his blatant disregard for others players as he continues to mouse click, spread butter and window shop all throughout his poker night irritating other players to no end