Port Jokes
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Bob B
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GO, GO, Go, ...........who are they again???
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Chelsea4thewin
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being a mad crows supporter i have tried to stay out of any arguments
port will be fired up this weekend and it wont suprise me if they win
port will be fired up this weekend and it wont suprise me if they win
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ban steve from this thread!!!
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BigPete33
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I go for Hawthorn and even I'm offended lol
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!
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BigPete33 wrote:I go for Hawthorn and even I'm offended lol
Liverpool AND Hawthorn? wow, that is quite some cross you bear!
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For those who haven't seen them
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Bacon
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Who needs Port jokes. They do a pretty good job of it themselves...
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47 points up in 3rd quarter and lose by 20. PMSL
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Bob B
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URGENT, URGENT, is this 911? This is the Port Powerless captain speaking, please send some Power Pills for our 22 boys so we can stop slow playing when we think wev'e won LOL 
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POrt Adelaide jokes!?
Q. Two Port Adelaide supporters jump off a cliff.
Who wins?
A. Society.
Q.What does a Port Adelaide supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q.What do you call a 30 year old female Port Adelaide supporter?
A. Granny.
Q.What do you call a Port Adelaide supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q.What do you call a female Port Adelaide supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q.If you are driving and you see a Port Adelaide supporter on a
bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q.Two Port Adelaide supporters in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A.The policeman!
Q. Why is three Port Adelaide supporters going over a cliff in Lexus
a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q.What do you say to a Port Adelaide supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6.Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch
this.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9.You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Power.
10.You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11.The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
Who wins?
A. Society.
Q.What does a Port Adelaide supporter use as a contraceptive?
A. His personality.
Q.What do you call a 30 year old female Port Adelaide supporter?
A. Granny.
Q.What do you call a Port Adelaide supporter in a suit?
A. The defendant.
Q.What do you call a female Port Adelaide supporter in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q.If you are driving and you see a Port Adelaide supporter on a
bike, why should you try not to hit him?
A. It might be your bike.
Q.Two Port Adelaide supporters in a car without any music - who is
driving?
A.The policeman!
Q. Why is three Port Adelaide supporters going over a cliff in Lexus
a shame?
A. Because a Lexus has four seats.
Q.What do you say to a Port Adelaide supporter with a job?
A. Big Mac please.
You know you're a Port Adelaide supporter when:
1. A Halloween pumpkin has more teeth than your wife does.
2.You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the dinner table
in front of her kids.
3. You've been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
4. Jack Daniel's makes your list of 'most admired people.
5. You wonder how service stations keep their restrooms so clean.
6.Someone in your family once died right after saying: 'Hey, watch
this.
7. You think Dom Perignon is a Mafia leader.
8. A ceiling fan once ruined your wife's hairdo.
9.You think the last words of Advance Australia Fair are: 'Carn the Power.
10.You lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded, right off its wheels.
11.The market value of your car goes up and down, depending on how much petrol is in it.
12. You have to go outside to get something from the fridge.
13. One of your kids was born on a pool table.
14. You can't get married to your sweetheart because there's a law
against it.
15. You think 'loaded dishwasher' means your wife is drunk.
16. Your toilet paper has page numbers on it.
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