Port Jokes

[Bob B]

I'M SORRY TO SAY I HAVE SOME REALLY, REALLY BAD NEWS GUYS.

AS YOU KNOW PORT POWER HAVE LOST THEIR LAST 4 FOUR GAMES. WELL, ACTUALLY THEY'VE LOST ALL THEIR GAMES THIS SEASON IF YOU ARE FROM ANOTHER PLANET.

ANYWAY THEIR SUPPORTERS ARE SO PISSED OFF THAT THEY ARE BURNING THEIR MEMBERSHIP CARDS.

IN FACT THEY ARE SO PISSED OFF THEY ARE EVEN BURNING THERE "UNEMPLOYMENT, DISABILITY AND SINGLE MOTHERS CARDS" JUST TO SHOW THEY ARE SERIOUS!!!!!!!!!!!

NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL STANDING UP AND BEING COUNTED.

AND NOW THERE'S ANOTHER RUMOUR THAT THEY ARE ACTUALLY THREATENING TO RETURN TO THE WORK PLACE JUST TO PISS THE REST OF YOU GUYS OFF.

[Luke05(Jamo)]

lol bob i got a joke for you one word PORT

[Todd Rivers]

Its careers day at school. The teacher is asking what kids want to be when they grow up and why.

Little Johnny says he wants to be a police officer.

"Why?" asks the teacher.

"Becase Mum is a police officer and so is dad"

"Well that's not really a good reason Johnny, what if your Mum was a crack whore and your dad was her pimp?"

"Then I'd be a port adelaide supporter!"

[Bacon]

oh we're from tigerland...