You're a Bunch of Factors

Sometimes you just gotta chuckle.

I was just in our driver's break room filling up my water bottle, while waiting for it to fill I look up at the large First Aid cabinet mounted to the wall next to the water cooler. It has the standard signage, First Aid, green cross etc then below it has a white board style set up on it with "Emergency Contacts - Phone Numbers" printed, so that you can fill in your own contacts. Some clown has written:
1: Superman - 555 1234
2: Batman - 555 1235
3: Ambulance - 000

That just made me chuckle.

LOLOLOLOL

Superman lives in Metropolis and Batman lives in Gotham so I doubt their numbers would be so similar.

... Is that not the point of this thread?

Not really. I am trying to think of what an ambulance can do if Batman and Superman hasn't already done it. And at that point your really screwed.

old man Swanky, should put life line - free call - phone number - tell someone who gives a carp. . Multi level.

13 11 14.
That's what I tell my drivers as soon as they start whinging about something.
Good old Lifeline.