You're a Bunch of Factors

Garth has a very popular thread creatively called "Ask Garth" in which you ask Garth pretty much anything poker or 888PL related and he'll give you the skinny on your question. Well that's great, but what about everything that isn't poker or 888PL related??? where do you go for the skinny on that stuff??? Well I'm here to save the day. Consider me the Magic 8-Ball of the forum, ask me a question, any question and I'll give you an answer. Got a problem working out the square root of 43 ( 6.2444 )?? Should you break up with your wife and marry your bit on the side? Which way do the toilets flush on Mars? Did Michael Jackson ever really exist or was he just CGI? Just ask me and I'll supply you with an answer, it's that simple, I'm here for you baby!

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old man Swanky, why is Mistress Poker so awesome and her apparel so reasonably priced and equally awesome and quality?

muzzington wrote:old man Swanky, why is Mistress Poker so awesome and her apparel so reasonably priced and equally awesome and quality?

ahhh an easy one first up, thank you Muzzington for such a wonderful question.

old man Swanky's answer: It just is.

Dear old man Swanky,
I just heard that really annoying Wes Carr song on the radio "Feels Like Whoah"

Can you please explain to me & the general music loving public how you can write a hit & make money of of a song that has the following chorus...

Wo oh, oh oh oh wo oh oh
Wo oh, oh oh oh wo oh oh
Wo oh, oh oh oh wo oh oh
Wo oh, oh oh oh wo oh oh

Thanks in advance.....

muzzington wrote:old man Swanky, why is Mistress Poker so awesome and her apparel so reasonably priced and equally awesome and quality?

S.wanky
Do you have anything in blue? and what shoes shoud i wear with it ?

Good question benschke, with lyrics like this:

Up and down and side to side
Every inch of me is like
whoa, whoa
Got me feeling like
whoa, whoa
Everytime I'm like

It's quite obviously not a real song and is just a joke by Wes Carr that seems to have backfired, this song was never intended to make money, how ever it seems the joke is on him, as it is some how now raking it in.

Guess he won't try and make those sorts of jokes again in a hurry.

bruceklm wrote:

muzzington wrote:old man Swanky, why is Mistress Poker so awesome and her apparel so reasonably priced and equally awesome and quality?

S.wanky
Do you have anything in blue? and what shoes shoud i wear with it ?

Not yet Bruce, but soon and with that I would suggest those 6 inch pumps of yours, they will accentuate your calves.

old man Swanky, why is red called red?

maccatak11 wrote:old man Swanky, why is red called red?

old man Swanky's Answer: because der would just sound stupid!

why is darryl westley such a sexy beast?