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slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:22 pm
by Bacon

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:31 pm
by kentishgirl
Bacon wrote:one for you single lads.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/ ... 29148.html



lol.......what about the man shortage in adelaide? The stats say that there are a lot more females to males aged between 20-35 in adelaide......chances of picking up here in adelaide are prob just as good.....unless you like the kiwi type of course.....and sheep

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 3:45 pm
by Bacon
kentishgirl wrote:
Bacon wrote:one for you single lads.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/ ... 29148.html



lol.......what about the man shortage in adelaide? The stats say that there are a lot more females to males aged between 20-35 in adelaide......chances of picking up here in adelaide are prob just as good.....unless you like the kiwi type of course.....and sheep


Where do these single 20-35 year old women go out then? I was single for 18 months prior to this one, and rarely were there girls out at pubs that were single. Or maybe that was just their line to get rid of us
;-)

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:10 pm
by Brett Kay
Bacon wrote:rarely were there girls out at pubs that were single. Or maybe that was just their line to get rid of us
;-)



Bingo, i still get that wherever i go. Even an all female resort. For shame women for shame.

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:11 pm
by Des
Brett Kay wrote:
Bacon wrote:rarely were there girls out at pubs that were single. Or maybe that was just their line to get rid of us
;-)



Bingo, i still get that wherever i go. Even an all female resort. For shame women for shame.


Too true that.

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 4:35 pm
by kentishgirl
Bacon wrote:
kentishgirl wrote:
Bacon wrote:one for you single lads.

http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2008/ ... 29148.html



lol.......what about the man shortage in adelaide? The stats say that there are a lot more females to males aged between 20-35 in adelaide......chances of picking up here in adelaide are prob just as good.....unless you like the kiwi type of course.....and sheep


Where do these single 20-35 year old women go out then? I was single for 18 months prior to this one, and rarely were there girls out at pubs that were single. Or maybe that was just their line to get rid of us


lol.....maybe you should have looked somewhere other than a pub? Or maybe consider the thought that maybe when some girls go to the pub they are not always looking to pick up? Poker isnt exactly a female dominated game so your chances are reduced.......most girls go with their partners. Or the alternative, you pick-up lines were just too bad......ask Big Pete for advice on good pick-up lines....lol :roll:

;-)

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Thu Nov 06, 2008 8:58 pm
by Bacon
kentishgirl wrote:
Bacon wrote:
Where do these single 20-35 year old women go out then?


lol.....maybe you should have looked somewhere other than a pub? Or maybe consider the thought that maybe when some girls go to the pub they are not always looking to pick up? Poker isnt exactly a female dominated game so your chances are reduced.......most girls go with their partners. Or the alternative, you pick-up lines were just too bad......ask Big Pete for advice on good pick-up lines....lol :roll:

;-)


I did ask where girls go out... since I wouldn't know if Pubs aren't it. I did once go on a date to the Art Gallery.. that was a fizzer.

Any advice (for the other lads) would be grateful. I found the races to be an enjoyable event, but that's a Spring thing.

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Fri Nov 07, 2008 1:27 am
by Brett Kay
Pick up lines.

I may not be the worlds greatest lover but i am the quickest.

Nice shoes wanna f@%k.

The word of the day is legs, lets go home and spread the word.

Hey my sister has that dress. She looks really good in it too. Whats your name?

Look, i have seen you staring at me for the last half hour, i have gotta ask. Do i have something in my teeth?

Lets go home and do all the things i am gonna tell my friends we did anyway.


Is this why i am still single?

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 2:59 pm
by kentishgirl
HHmmmm.....places to pick up chicks.....well pub definetly rates on top of my list but if your unlucky enough not to pick up in a pub, let me give you my top 11 suggestions other than pubs

1) cafe/coffee places
2) lounge bars
3) house parties
4) dance studios (90% women)
5) netball/basketball club
6) work functions
7) restaurants
8) social clubs
9) beach events
10) festivals (food and wine, vines etc)
11) poker

Hope this helps out all you single lads out there :P

Re: slum puckings

Posted: Sun Nov 09, 2008 8:26 pm
by Chelsea4thewin
haha funny thread

the best way to meet girls is to get some balls and go up without any pick up line and introduce yourself, if your not too drunk

so ive heard from AK