NPLSA Three Word Story Game

[David]

STORY COMPLETE

[David]

So this dude with a massive stack of chips decided to leave without saying anything. His loose morals got him in with the girls by simply saying "I'm Big Pete..." but after a while this method stopped working because he realised she was not asleep but really, really pissed.

Pete opened his mouth to suck on his lollipop, and by lollipop we actually mean his big, throbbing and somewhat odd (and often misinterpreted) member of NPL.

Pete ran down the body of the nearest dude who closely resembled Phillip Seymour Hoffman (In "Capote" Character) to ask him how much for a tattoo of a very large Man United logo. The man replied, adjusting his monocle, with "why would I even contemplate giving you a tatoo like that .. that's soccer right?" Pete looked amazed and threw a very big bulging bottle of human excrement at him. "Ouch" said Phillip, but smells nice, well, nicer than Big Pete's face after eating a pile of smelly NPL embroided socks.

So meanwhile Scott died.

Then James Died too.

So Pete was like "What the f%ck?".

But then Scott, like Jesus before, left Mexico.

James is a sexy woman dressed as Big Pete would.

Meanwhile, in Mexico Muzzington looked on. Scott remained dead.. or was he? Yes, he was. And forever will be better than James and Dave. cott Yawned as (but he's dead?) magic was around and Scott was still dead lol. David cast a spell that would bring Scott back bit it failed! And by failed I mean.. worked but killed David Duchovny. Then Muzzington grabbed his wand from Pete's pants and pleasured it and wiped it like a skilltester.

Only 2 bucks James charges for Sensual male companionship. This interested Laura .. but she died because she was at the final of a Port Adelaide losing grand final. LOL! LOL! One Hundred and nineteen points later Laura and Lizzy made on out the steps of Old Parliament House but only because Des couldn't find the keys to his rockin' Verada which had Damo's glasses in the glove box, but it was locked! Because Des also left his camcorder with the tabasco back at Suzie's.

Then Des died, or rather slept.

After sleeping heavily, he woke up and farted loudly, then decided to write a letter to David's grandmother about benny the cunt's lack of backbone and his penchant for everything "Jodie Foster". Then Yoda arrived and he said "useful he is not. Please Leave". So he left. Never to return. And the returned becahse he forgot his enchanted jewels given to him by Dave Vader, brother of Darth, Cousin of Garth but not as good looking though.

Meanwhile outside it was pouring with deadly acid rain into the main opium growing region of southern Guadalajara which was owned by the almighty, and most revered and ridiculously goodlooking crazy cat lady who's name was unknown to most except his Excellency Moose the Hair who was a friend to animals and liked to play with all especially that one from New Zealand. Why, you ask? He's into Bestiality. But who isn't? Because it is only natural for Moose the Goose to go get more "Men's" products and slap around like he owned that hair. But the hairdresser suggested you should go back to the perm you had to have when you were three more words. Or was it.

Meanwhile across the road from KMart a car slammer into the back of an elephant. "What the hell" said the elephant, "I am walking around minding my own backside and I really did like the thrill of the hunt, as I chased trollys around the car park so did the dancing monkeys, who looked very similar as Des sometimes singing and scratching on his way to a house full of asses. Pretty little asses in need of a poker lesson in Strip Hold'em with a group or sumo wrestlers who love to slip, slop, slap with cream from Jamo's man boobs.

"Oh NO" said Yoda, who had a superfluous nipple which Jamo licked like a chupa-chup which Des could not stand to watch. Des said "I can't watch. Ya'll stupid twats, when I could just as easily sit back and watch the TV. WSOP is on! I wish I was playing in the main event with Tony G and his Russian bride behind him." Upon Closer inspection, Purple Monkey Dishwasher were playing live which aroused muzzington and made him shake his head, amongst other things.

Far out, why would someone just end this thread? Wasn't even close, it is dead. Nayyyy never dead.


Everbody loves Raymond who has two fingers up in a victory salute blah blah blah We're bored now because Bacon said the end is so far away. As for today, no, tonight I'll impress all with my huge appendage.

Is that all?

The End. Period.

[Bob B]

NNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE JUST GOT ONTO A GARTH STORY THAT CAN BE SAD OR FUNNY PLEASE DON'T END IT NOW WE HAVE SO MUCH MORE TO OFFER lolllllllllll

[southern_lizi]

yeah what are we going to do now,....... start a 4 word story

[Laura]

that was just a brilliant story. And by brilliant I mean absolute rubbish.

[southern_lizi]

yeah true but a great laugh

[David]

They can't go on forever!

I will start another one soonish.

We need time to digest this masterpiece.

[BigPete33]

so much rubbish

[muzzington]

Then Muzzington grabbed his wand from Pete's pants and pleasured it and wiped it like a skilltester.

I missed this part. I don't approve.

[southern_lizi]

so much rubbish

so little time