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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby AceLosesKing » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:30 pm

bennymacca wrote:lol nice rcon.


one i heard the other day


bloke: "honey, what would you do if we won the lottery?"
to which his wife replied "i would take half and leave you"

bloke: "well we won 12 bucks today, here is 6 and f*ck off"


Funny, I heard this too ;)

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Posted: Mon Sep 14, 2009 5:29 pm

A husband says to his wife, "what would you do if I won Lotto?"
She says, "I'd take half then leave you."
"Excellent," he replies, "I won 12 bucks, here's $6, now Fuck off!"


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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby bennymacca » Fri Sep 18, 2009 2:52 pm

my bad, i got it in an email LOL
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Postby Caleb » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:17 am

Definately worth the read
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Postby Des » Tue Sep 29, 2009 10:16 am

I wanna see the towers!
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Postby Brett Kay » Tue Sep 29, 2009 11:44 am

PLease tell me there is an end to that.

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Re: Jokes - post the funny stuff here!

Postby Caleb » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:26 pm

my favourite line:
"I resent your description of our swing set"
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Postby trishan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:15 pm

I liked:
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