The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris, more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris, robot in disguise", and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
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Chuck Norris doesn't watch TV. The TV Watches Chuck.
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Good to have a giggle this time of the morning 
A nice break from Poker Talk
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I was pulling into the carpark at West Lakes the other day to do a spot of shopping and noticed that all the parks were taken. As I only needed bread and milk I thought I would take a chance and park in the handicapped space. As I got out of my car, as luck would have it, a parking inspector came around the corner and strode purposefully in my direction.
" So what's your handicap then mate?" he asked rudely. I politely responded...
" Tourettes you ****..... now f*** off!"
" So what's your handicap then mate?" he asked rudely. I politely responded...
" Tourettes you ****..... now f*** off!"
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oh im so using that 
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!
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This is my favourite joke (because it's so bad it's funny).....
A man went to the zoo to see all the animals, but all they had was one dog!
It was a Shih Tzu.
A man went to the zoo to see all the animals, but all they had was one dog!
It was a Shih Tzu.
Pardon me, but I think you'll find that's a shovel. See you next Tuesday!
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God.
That is lame.
But funny.
That is lame.
But funny.
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BigPete33 wrote:This is my favourite joke (because it's so bad it's funny).....
A man went to the zoo to see all the animals, but all they had was one dog!
It was a Shih Tzu.
I would give you grief about a dodgy joke like that, but considering I get most amusement from jokes like "what do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug" I think I'll keep quiet
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Laura wrote:BigPete33 wrote:This is my favourite joke (because it's so bad it's funny).....
A man went to the zoo to see all the animals, but all they had was one dog!
It was a Shih Tzu.
I would give you grief about a dodgy joke like that, but considering I get most amusement from jokes like "what do you call a man with a shovel in his head? Doug" I think I'll keep quiet
At least it's not "what do you call an epileptic under a pile of leaves?"
Russell.
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