You're a Bunch of Factors

this is taken from a pokernews article
http://www.pokernews.com/news/2010/09/p ... s-8832.htm


10. Donkey - Is it just us or does it seem as though the only players who actually use the term donkey to refer to anyone is actually the biggest donkey of all? Just sayin'.

9. Degen - Okay, so maybe there aren't many adjectives that so concisely describe some of the, well, degens in the poker world. Maybe it's only overused as a verb, as in "Just had a kickass steak and ready to degen for a couple hours." Time to take an English class people, and stop "degenning it up" all the time.

8. That's so bad - It probably wasn't as bad as you think. Plus, you probably made a similar play earlier in the tournament, so stop tapping the glass.

7. Nice Hand - This one drives us nuts. People see aces versus kings preflop and when aces win, they say, "nice hand," when all of the money was going in regardless. Or people see someone double with quads and say, "nice hand," well, yeah, but they called all-in with quads - it's pretty easy to play quads.

6. One Time - It's your 1,254th time, please stop.

5. Chip and a Chair - Every single time, without fail, someone will say this to a player who has been severely crippled in a tournament. Does this actually elicit hope from them? In our experience, it doesn't. It just annoys them, and usually, the only thing that's left after about five minutes, is the chair. Chair wins more times than a chip. (Unless you're Gualter Salles).

4. FML - Yeah, you're life just sucks dude. You're so unlucky to be able to walk your sorry ass on your two perfectly healthy legs out the door to your fancy car to drive past all the homeless guys on the street to your state-of-the-art grinding station at home. Sucks to be you!

3. [blank]aments - A repeat offender here. There is nothing people won't add "aments" to. Geez, and merging two of these terms together makes it even worse. Donk-ament? Really? So sick...we run so bad to hear that over and over. Please stop. One time....

2. I run so bad - Mathematically, over time, you run just as bad as everyone else and no one really wants to hear it. And using it for nonpoker play as we did above is just lame. Every time something doesn't go your way, you are not running bad. Just stop it.

1. So Sick - The worst offender by far. How many times a day can something be "so sick." Just trust us, it's not that sick. It's actually pretty standard.




i must admit that i use pretty much all of these terms all the time, even when i am talking about non poker things. sometimes its a bit weird when i say one of these things to non poker people and they have no idea what i am talking about.

bennymacca wrote:5. Chip and a Chair - Every single time, without fail, someone will say this to a player who has been severely crippled in a tournament. Does this actually elicit hope from them? In our experience, it doesn't. It just annoys them, and usually, the only thing that's left after about five minutes, is the chair. Chair wins more times than a chip. (Unless you're Gualter Salles).

Hate hearing this one the most...especially seeing as it's almost always after I get two-outted on the river for 95% of my stack

Ship it - Is by far THE most overused poker term.

Special mention to "Ship the justice" (making an overused saying even worse).

ship it and lold0nkaments are easily my favourite terms.

I hate when people make a bad call and say:

"I had to call,....
... there was a lot in there"
... I was pot committed"
... I was getting good odds"

When it wasn't a good call, they weren't getting odds and played like a douche.

My pet hate is: "I gotta go home" after which he pushes all in with AA, wins big & then hangs around for 3 hours to win the tourney.

trishan wrote:I hate when people make a bad call and say:

"I had to call,....
... there was a lot in there"
... I was pot committed"
... I was getting good odds"

When it wasn't a good call, they weren't getting odds and played like a douche.

another one is the "i knew you had an ace" when they call with an underpair on an ace high board.

NO YOU BLOODY DIDN'T, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T CALL!!!

trishan wrote:I hate when people make a bad call and say:

"I had to call,....
... there was a lot in there"
... I was pot committed"
... I was getting good odds"

When it wasn't a good call, they weren't getting odds and played like a douche.

...they were suited
...I had outs (especially love this one pre-flop)

Shuffle up & deal