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PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:33 pm
by trishan
Was having a look at this website today:
http://www.pokercrusher.com

You can type in your username and find out what kind of player you are. It says for my username:

"trishan09 is a Bomb (Aggressive/Aggressive). Most top poker professionals are bombs, and their aggressive play makes the table fear them."

"trishan09 plays very aggressively and is often in control of the table. trishan09 wins most pots without even going to showdown, and gets paid off with big hands because other players simply do not he/she has them."


benny the cunt is also a Bomb, as is CT.

I looked up AK (load of bull dust really):

AceLosesKing is a Red Fish (Aggressive/Passive). Weak post-flop play makes AceLosesKing a losing player.
Weaknesses:
AceLosesKing is too passive post-flop. By rarely betting good hands for value, AceLosesKing gives other players a chance to draw out and then pays them off when they do.

Best Advice:
AceLosesKing should play more aggressively after the flop, betting or raising instead of calling. AceLosesKing should also fold more weak hands and bluff occasionally.


Bionic Mike (spot on me thinks):
MadMike007 is a Shark (Tight-Aggressive/Aggressive). MadMike007's tight-aggressive playing style earns great profits at the poker table.

It's hard to tell when MadMike007 is bluffing because MadMike007 is always aggressive. But when the money goes in the middle, you can bet MadMike007 has the best hand.

Best Advice:
MadMike007 should invest in an elbow brace to prevent arthritis from dragging in all those pots.

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:39 pm
by AceLosesKing
OMG TIME TO QUIT POKERZ FOREVERZ

Trishan, turn your notifications for PM's on and reply to my latest one please.

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:42 pm
by krunchie
pretty sure thats full of shit mate

that had Me, Maccatak and Gundog all as Bombs.

Pretty sure thats incorect for at least 2 of us

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:44 pm
by Scotty
It said I was a chair. I don't know what to make of that.

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:44 pm
by trishan
AceLosesKing wrote:OMG TIME TO QUIT POKERZ FOREVERZ

Trishan, turn your notifications for PM's on and reply to my latest one please.


Will get back to you RE: PM tomorrow sometime.

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Wed Sep 16, 2009 11:45 pm
by trishan
krunchie wrote:pretty sure thats full of carp mate

that had Me, Maccatak and Gundog all as Bombs.

Pretty sure thats incorect for at least 2 of us


Yeh lol - good for a laugh though. It works for 888 usernames as well which is good.

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 12:40 am
by bennymacca
i wouldn't believe that site for a second. on 2 sites i am a fish, on another i am a bomb, even though i have similar stats for all sites

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 1:13 am
by JMACK007
LOL....I'm a calling station!!!

That's ridiculus right guys.........guys...????

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 6:29 am
by Nevah play JJ
I don't exist..
Sigh...
:( :( :(

Re: PokerCrusher

Posted: Thu Sep 17, 2009 7:20 am
by krunchie
bennymacca wrote: i am a fish,


be carefull benny the cunt, new sig there.