Proof that I do really RLG...

[AceLosesKing]

Warning, tl;dr.

Just CHECK the number of hands I ran well on. The rail was hilarious. Note: This was my last $6 on "that site," was making a run for a $6 90 man KO, with the intention of playing like an idiot. Relative moves highlighted in bold.

Hand 1
Online site. Game #11555083441: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 1 - 30/60 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:06:42 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 1: Aanstampen (3,505)
Seat 2: TheJJman39 (4,745)
Seat 3: skeetown22 (3,870)
Seat 5: OldFullHouse (2,885)
Seat 6: ONSIX (3,560)
Seat 7: AcLosesKing10_3 (2,300)
Seat 9: Mikish (3,075)
OldFullHouse posts the small blind of 30
ONSIX posts the big blind of 60
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Tc Jh]
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 60
Mikish folds
Aanstampen folds
TheJJman39 raises to 120
skeetown22 folds
OldFullHouse folds
ONSIX has 15 seconds left to act
ONSIX raises to 360
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 300
TheJJman39 calls 240
*** FLOP *** [Td 7h Qc]
ONSIX has 15 seconds left to act
ONSIX bets 1,000
plewis0408 sits down
plewis0408 adds 11,445
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 1,940, and is all in
TheJJman39 raises to 4,385, and is all in
ONSIX folds
TheJJman39 shows [Qh Jd]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Tc Jh]
Uncalled bet of 2,445 returned to TheJJman39
*** TURN *** [Td 7h Qc] [9s]
*** RIVER *** [Td 7h Qc 9s] [Ts]
TheJJman39 shows two pair, Queens and Tens
AcLosesKing10_3 shows three of a kind, Tens
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (5,990) with three of a kind, Tens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 5,990 | Rake 0
Board: [Td 7h Qc 9s Ts]
Seat 1: Aanstampen didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: TheJJman39 showed [Qh Jd] and lost with two pair, Queens and Tens
Seat 3: skeetown22 (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: OldFullHouse (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: ONSIX (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 7: AcLosesKing10_3 showed [Tc Jh] and won (5,990) with three of a kind, Tens
Seat 9: Mikish didn't bet (folded)

Hand 2

Online Site. Game #11555327551: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 6 - 120/240 Ante 25 - No Limit Hold'em - 9:36:03 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 1: Annikarules (8,665), is sitting out
Seat 2: TasTingGo (4,455)
Seat 3: AcLosesKing10_3 (1,885)
Seat 4: The Shlugger (4,980)
Seat 5: cavman64 (4,470)
Seat 6: aquaman214 (14,125)
Seat 7: GO_OFFSHORE (2,895)
Seat 8: buff13815 (6,635)
Annikarules antes 25
TasTingGo antes 25
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 25
The Shlugger antes 25
cavman64 antes 25
aquaman214 antes 25
GO_OFFSHORE antes 25
buff13815 antes 25
aquaman214 posts the small blind of 120
GO_OFFSHORE posts the big blind of 240
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [7s As]
Annikarules has returned
buff13815 raises to 720
Annikarules folds
TasTingGo folds
AcLosesKing10_3 has 15 seconds left to act
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 1,860, and is all in
The Shlugger folds
cavman64 folds
aquaman214 folds
GO_OFFSHORE folds
buff13815 calls 1,140
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [7s As]
buff13815 shows [Kh Kd]
*** FLOP *** [8d 5h Ah]
*** TURN *** [8d 5h Ah] [Qs]
*** RIVER *** [8d 5h Ah Qs] [2c]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows a pair of Aces
buff13815 shows a pair of Kings
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (4,280) with a pair of Aces
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4,280 | Rake 0
Board: [8d 5h Ah Qs 2c]
Seat 1: Annikarules folded before the Flop
Seat 2: TasTingGo folded before the Flop
Seat 3: AcLosesKing10_3 showed [7s As] and won (4,280) with a pair of Aces
Seat 4: The Shlugger folded before the Flop
Seat 5: cavman64 (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: aquaman214 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 7: GO_OFFSHORE (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: buff13815 showed [Kh Kd] and lost with a pair of Kings

Hand 3

13 left. Begins the run of suckouts.

Online site. Game #11555698030: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 600/1200 Ante 150 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:17:10 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 1: Shaunnox (10,635)
Seat 3: TheJJman39 (9,780)
Seat 5: TTBE (41,345)
Seat 6: The Shlugger (28,550)
Seat 7: eljulitoko (10,930)
Seat 8: mura82 (4,070)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (19,965)
Shaunnox antes 150
TheJJman39 antes 150
TTBE antes 150
The Shlugger antes 150
eljulitoko antes 150
mura82 antes 150
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 150
Shaunnox posts the small blind of 600
TheJJman39 posts the big blind of 1,200
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Kd Qc]
TTBE folds
The Shlugger folds
eljulitoko raises to 2,400
mura82 has 15 seconds left to act
mura82 folds
The Shlugger has been disconnected
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 19,815, and is all in
Shaunnox calls 9,885, and is all in
TheJJman39 calls 8,430, and is all in
The Shlugger has reconnected
eljulitoko folds
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Kd Qc]
Shaunnox shows [7h Qh]
TheJJman39 shows [Ad Qs]
Uncalled bet of 9,330 returned to AcLosesKing10_3
*** FLOP *** [Tc 9s 4h]
*** TURN *** [Tc 9s 4h] [5c]
*** RIVER *** [Tc 9s 4h 5c] [Ks]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows a pair of Kings
Shaunnox shows King Queen high
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the side pot (1,710) with a pair of Kings
TheJJman39 shows Ace King high
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the main pot (32,340) with a pair of Kings
TheJJman39 stands up
Shaunnox stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 34,050 Main pot 32,340. Side pot 1,710. | Rake 0
Board: [Tc 9s 4h 5c Ks]
Seat 1: Shaunnox (small blind) showed [7h Qh] and lost with King Queen high
Seat 3: TheJJman39 (big blind) showed [Ad Qs] and lost with Ace King high
Seat 5: TTBE folded before the Flop
Seat 6: The Shlugger folded before the Flop
Seat 7: eljulitoko folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mura82 folded before the Flop
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (button) showed [Kd Qc] and won (34,050) with a pair of Kings

Hand 4 (final table onwards).
This one is just disgusting. WHAT the hell does he have here (yes, my whole play through this hand was atrocious). How can he not call with anything?

Online site. Game #11555792725: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 1000/2000 Ante 250 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:27:20 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 1: plewis0408 (15,418)
Seat 2: oneill25 (72,117)
Seat 3: GO_OFFSHORE (21,610)
Seat 4: Ernest67 (39,580)
Seat 5: TTBE (44,695)
Seat 6: The Shlugger (26,110)
Seat 7: eljulitoko (3,330)
Seat 8: mura82 (7,930)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (39,210)
plewis0408 antes 250
oneill25 antes 250
GO_OFFSHORE antes 250
Ernest67 antes 250
TTBE antes 250
The Shlugger antes 250
eljulitoko antes 250
mura82 antes 250
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 250
mura82 posts the small blind of 1,000
AcLosesKing10_3 posts the big blind of 2,000
The button is in seat #7
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Kh 6h]
plewis0408 folds
oneill25 folds
GO_OFFSHORE has 15 seconds left to act
GO_OFFSHORE folds
Ernest67 raises to 4,000
TTBE folds
The Shlugger folds
eljulitoko folds
mura82 folds
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 2,000
*** FLOP *** [7c As Jh]
AcLosesKing10_3 bets 4,000
Ernest67 calls 4,000
*** TURN *** [7c As Jh] [9c]
GO_OFFSHORE has been disconnected
GO_OFFSHORE has reconnected
AcLosesKing10_3 checks
Ernest67 checks
*** RIVER *** [7c As Jh 9c] [3c]
AcLosesKing10_3 bets 6,000
Ernest67 has 15 seconds left to act
Ernest67 folds
Uncalled bet of 6,000 returned to AcLosesKing10_3
AcLosesKing10_3 mucks
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (19,250)
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19,250 | Rake 0
Board: [7c As Jh 9c 3c]
Seat 1: plewis0408 folded before the Flop
Seat 2: oneill25 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: GO_OFFSHORE folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Ernest67 folded on the River
Seat 5: TTBE folded before the Flop
Seat 6: The Shlugger folded before the Flop
Seat 7: eljulitoko (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mura82 (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (big blind) collected (19,250), mucked

Hand 5.

Online site. Game #11555979134: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 2500/5000 Ante 600 - No Limit Hold'em - 10:46:40 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 2: oneill25 (64,277)
Seat 3: GO_OFFSHORE (25,380)
Seat 4: Ernest67 (15,975)
Seat 5: TTBE (102,770)
Seat 8: mura82 (22,370)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (39,228)
oneill25 antes 600
GO_OFFSHORE antes 600
Ernest67 antes 600
TTBE antes 600
mura82 antes 600
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 600
TTBE posts the small blind of 2,500
mura82 posts the big blind of 5,000
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Qd Kc]
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 5,000
oneill25 folds
GO_OFFSHORE folds
Ernest67 raises to 15,375, and is all in
TTBE folds
mura82 folds
AcLosesKing10_3 calls 10,375
Ernest67 shows [Ac Jc]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Qd Kc]
*** FLOP *** [7c Th Ts]
*** TURN *** [7c Th Ts] [8c]
Ernest67 has been disconnected
*** RIVER *** [7c Th Ts 8c] [Kd]
Ernest67 has reconnected
Ernest67 shows a pair of Tens
AcLosesKing10_3 shows two pair, Kings and Tens
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (41,850) with two pair, Kings and Tens
Ernest67 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 41,850 | Rake 0
Board: [7c Th Ts 8c Kd]
Seat 2: oneill25 folded before the Flop
Seat 3: GO_OFFSHORE folded before the Flop
Seat 4: Ernest67 (button) showed [Ac Jc] and lost with a pair of Tens
Seat 5: TTBE (small blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 8: mura82 (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 showed [Qd Kc] and won (41,850) with two pair, Kings and Tens

Start of HU and chip stacks:

Online site. Game #11556156403: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 4000/8000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:04:08 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 5: TTBE (205,398)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (64,602)
TTBE antes 1,000
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 1,000
AcLosesKing10_3 posts the small blind of 4,000
TTBE posts the big blind of 8,000

Hand 6. BOOM RIVER.

Online site. Game #11556166070: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 5000/10000 Ante 1000 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:05:05 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 5: TTBE (224,398)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (45,602)
TTBE antes 1,000
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 1,000
TTBE posts the small blind of 5,000
AcLosesKing10_3 posts the big blind of 10,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Ac 8s]
TTBE raises to 20,000
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 44,602, and is all in
TTBE calls 24,602
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Ac 8s]
TTBE shows [Jc Td]
*** FLOP *** [Qd 2c Js]
*** TURN *** [Qd 2c Js] [2d]
*** RIVER *** [Qd 2c Js 2d] [As]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows two pair, Aces and Twos
TTBE shows two pair, Jacks and Twos
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (91,204) with two pair, Aces and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 91,204 | Rake 0
Board: [Qd 2c Js 2d As]
Seat 5: TTBE (small blind) showed [Jc Td] and lost with two pair, Jacks and Twos
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (big blind) showed [Ac 8s] and won (91,204) with two pair, Aces and Twos

Hand 7. BOOM RIVER V.2

Game #11556239213: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 6000/12000 Ante 1500 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:12:05 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 5: TTBE (174,296)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (95,704)
TTBE antes 1,500
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 1,500
AcLosesKing10_3 posts the small blind of 6,000
TTBE posts the big blind of 12,000
The button is in seat #9
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Tc 6d]
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 94,204, and is all in
TTBE calls 82,204
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Tc 6d]
TTBE shows [Kd Jc]
*** FLOP *** [5d 7d 2c]
*** TURN *** [5d 7d 2c] [7c]
*** RIVER *** [5d 7d 2c 7c] [Td]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows two pair, Tens and Sevens
TTBE shows a pair of Sevens
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (191,408) with two pair, Tens and Sevens
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 191,408 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 7d 2c 7c Td]
Seat 5: TTBE (big blind) showed [Kd Jc] and lost with a pair of Sevens
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (small blind) showed [Tc 6d] and won (191,408) with two pair, Tens and Sevens


Shoving/doubling once/high blinds = I have the chip lead.
Final hand. Actually got it in ahead this time.

Online site. Game #11556293914: $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679), Table 10 - 8000/16000 Ante 2000 - No Limit Hold'em - 11:17:19 ET - 2009/04/07
Seat 5: TTBE (50,368)
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (219,632)
TTBE antes 2,000
AcLosesKing10_3 antes 2,000
TTBE posts the small blind of 8,000
AcLosesKing10_3 posts the big blind of 16,000
The button is in seat #5
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Ac Jd]
TTBE calls 8,000
AcLosesKing10_3 raises to 217,632, and is all in
TTBE calls 32,368, and is all in
AcLosesKing10_3 shows [Ac Jd]
TTBE shows [Jh Kd]
Uncalled bet of 169,264 returned to AcLosesKing10_3
*** FLOP *** [2s 9d Qh]
*** TURN *** [2s 9d Qh] [6c]
*** RIVER *** [2s 9d Qh 6c] [Qs]
AcLosesKing10_3 shows a pair of Queens
TTBE shows a pair of Queens
AcLosesKing10_3 wins the pot (100,736) with a pair of Queens
TTBE stands up
AcLosesKing10_3 stands up
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 100,736 | Rake 0
Board: [2s 9d Qh 6c Qs]
Seat 5: TTBE (small blind) showed [Jh Kd] and lost with a pair of Queens
Seat 9: AcLosesKing10_3 (big blind) showed [Ac Jd] and won (100,736) with a pair of Queens


FIN!
Summary $6 + $0.50 KO Sit & Go (86748679) Hold'em No Limit
Buy-In: $6 + $0.50
Knockout Bounty: $1
AcLosesKing10_3 received 9 Knockout Bounty Awards
Buy-In Chips: 3000
90 Entries
Total Prize Pool: $450
Tournament started: 2009/04/07 8:51:01 ET
Tournament finished: 2009/04/07 11:17:43 ET
1: AcLosesKing10_3, $144

Boo. Yah.

[krunchie]

great fun reading that AK

They say you need your share of luck to win any tourney but that is rediculous.

Are you a church going man,

[bennymacca]

lol that was hilarious last night.


well done mate

[muzzington]

Good times, good times.

[bennymacca]

the funny thing is, aaron is a good enough player that he doesn't have to run like god, but he does just for fun

[maccatak11]

Wicked Wickedness!!

[AceLosesKing]

Wicked Wickedness!!

Haha, totally, and that's exactly what I was thinking when I posted it.

[Tommo]

Warning, tl;dr.

Dealt to AcLosesKing10_3 [Kh 6h]

Boo. Yah.

Clearly the nuts

[Chelsea4thewin]

obviously they were suited after all