You're a Bunch of Factors

OMFG what a night.

Just got home after having my pants pulled down and spanked by 2 seventy-somethings . Aub and Barbara have been playing "poker" since they can remember and man can they play!

I'm dominating early pushing players around all over the place and busting people and chip leader by a mile.

Then it happens in 3 hands.

Hand 1: me on button

blinds 200/400
Aub is UTG and raises to 1500
i re-raise 3000 Aub flat calls
Flop has and everyone at the table says "oh, Aubs got his Ace, he only plays or raises with an Ace" which was true so far, he had been extremely tight and non-aggressive. He fires out 2500 and i insta-fold. He rolls over DOH! Nice play old man!

Hand 2: Aub mid position calls and it comes to me late pos with and i just call.

Flop 6, 7, Q rainbow. Aub checks and i bet the pot (bout 1200)
Aub calls
Turn is a red 3, i bet 1800, Aub calls
River is a K and i bet 3000. Aub calls

"you got me, i have nothing" i say to which he replies, "i know son" and rolls over A - 2 off-suit!!!!! OMG, nice play again sir, no-one picks my bluffs but he did!

HAND 3, i'm already a broken man, its back to me in dealer position again.

2 callers so far and i look down and see and i call also.
SB folds and BB checks.

FLOP:

Checks all round to Aub's wife Barbara, who bets the pot and i just call.
Everyone else folds.

Turn is a

Barbara bets 2000 and i go all-in with my remaining 3500. I cant put her on AQ, AJ or pockets, maybe A-4.......she rolls

I still can hit a Q or any spade but the RIVER bring a 4 and gives her the boat and gives me the boot!

Was a wonderful experience though!

Todd Rivers wrote: "i know son"

I think we've found your new sig

HAHA I got em back 2nite! Took e'm BOTH out!

Barbara started on my table and i got her after the first break, and Aub was moved to my table later and NEARLY DID IT AGAIN!

How's this for freaky I had $100 more than Aub when i walked my AK into his KK and survived to get back up to $32000!!!!!!!!

Then i finally trapped him on the final table with trips, he didnt see it coming, but i was first up to shake his hand and utter my response of "well played pops!"

I LOVE POKER

Oh, i forgot to mention i didn't sleep much last night, had poker nightmares, and i was like a possesed man all day just praying they would be playing the only poker game on in town tonight. They were in my crosshairs all night, its was if there were no other players in the room i even cared about. Once i busted old Aub i went all-in every hand until i got busted in 4th.

I LOVE POKER