Grand Final Countdown - "Shuffle up and Deal!"

[madali]

Omg I am the old lady
She fits me to perfection. Except I usually carry a bag of sweets to offer all the lovely kids at the table and have a bag of $1 coins that I have been saving all week. And on that note is there in pokies at the venue?

[trishan]

LOL Gayle.

[Swanky]

Am I the old lady or the hot chick?

[666HARPS666]

Am I the old lady or the hot chick?

Ahhh I don't think you are Jennifer Tilly SIR

[Bacon]

Am I the old lady or the hot chick?

You try to use your good looks at the table, but it rarely works.

Just on Dave Murrin.

[trishan]

It's funny - I come across these player types over and over again. Another one that didnt make the list:

The Punter
Gambles away up to 50% of his paycheck. Hardly ever wins but is spurred on by that time he won $1200 in 1999 when got a trifecta. Doesn't know anything about maths or strategy when it comes to poker - it's all luck. "Gotta be in it to win it" is his philosophy. He is usually the one that bad beats you on the river and then gets eliminated a few hands later after getting it in with a draw on the turn.

[madali]

Well may you laugh Trishan but if you are on my table and I offer you a mint be very afraid as the sweet old lady has the nuts

[AceLosesKing]

That was hilarious, well done sir.

[bennymacca]

7.) The Online Kid
Plays heaps of volume online. Has been grinding the micro stakes for some time. Doesn't play much offline - had to cram his 10 away games into the last few weeks before the GF in order to play. Needless to say he won his seat in the online MQF. He finds it hard when stack and pot sizes are not available. He refuses to tell people his username because he is sure he has abused/insulted someone. He is tilted by how slow the old lady and the drunk guy deals. Often wonders why so many people call his 2.5xBB preflop raise so when he gets AK in middle position raises 10xBB. Ace on the flop and he shoves to protect his hand but unfortunately for him the villain flopped two pair with J6o (his lucky hand).

as if he is an online kid, he is only 4 tabling!!!!!!

i hope he has his tables stacked


also, i cant wait to see what you come up with for 7 days. nice work sir

[AceLosesKing]

7.) The Online Kid
Plays heaps of volume online. Has been grinding the micro stakes for some time. Doesn't play much offline - had to cram his 10 away games into the last few weeks before the GF in order to play. Needless to say he won his seat in the online MQF. He finds it hard when stack and pot sizes are not available. He refuses to tell people his username because he is sure he has abused/insulted someone. He is tilted by how slow the old lady and the drunk guy deals. Often wonders why so many people call his 2.5xBB preflop raise so when he gets AK in middle position raises 10xBB. Ace on the flop and he shoves to protect his hand but unfortunately for him the villain flopped two pair with J6o (his lucky hand).

as if he is an online kid, he is only 4 tabling!!!!!!

i hope he has his tables stacked


also, i cant wait to see what you come up with for 7 days. nice work sir

Looks like Muzz also.